Right. \waves the gun around while ordering, because fuck this shit, I don’t wanna pay. Shoots at someone’s table, breaking the cell phone.\
Blackout, do me a favor and destroy all these cell phone signals. These humans are pissing me off.
It’s not a favor when it’s easy to do. /Scoffs and scrambles those signals like eggs./
(Source: not-a-roflcopter)
Yeah, I guess I could shoot them. Then again, it causes an uproar and then they start screaming and shit. I don’t wanna deal with that. What kind of coffee do you want? I have the ingredients for us to make it more to our liking.
I don’t care. Never had it. Gimme whatever’s good.
(Source: not-a-roflcopter)
He’ll randomly start playing music, just pretend he’s not there.
\Waltzes inside and just pulls out his gun. Fires at the ceiling and looks around.\
Oops, finger slipped. Relax, everyone. I’m a cop. I just want coffee.
\Not reassuring, but whatever.\
… /Sneers/ That works. You fire off every time you come in a shop? It’d be more fun if you actually shot a human but then I guess there’d be no one to make the coffee.
(Source: not-a-roflcopter)
Coffee better be good.
\Pulls up, hops out, cop uniform and all. Adjusts the Frenzy-I-pod on his arm and shrugs.\
Coffee is always good. Come on.
/Kicks the door open, nose curled/ .. /Eyes the Frenzy-Ipod/ That’s one way to get him to shut up.
…why not? /Shrugs/
Right. Move your ass then. Let’s go.
I don’t have to ride with you, do I?
No, what the fuck is your problem? I don’t want you in my interior in every way that sentence can be understood.
We’ll meet you there.
Good enough.
…why not? /Shrugs/
Right. Move your ass then. Let’s go.
I don’t have to ride with you, do I?
(Source: flashing-sirens)
I don’t MAKE FRIENDS WITH HUMANS.
DUMBASS.
I never said you made friends, idiot.
You can’t make friends either, FATASS.
Who said I wanted ‘em, jackass?
I don’t know.
You wanna come get coffee with us?
…why not? /Shrugs/
I don’t MAKE FRIENDS WITH HUMANS.
DUMBASS.
I never said you made friends, idiot.
You can’t make friends either, FATASS.
Who said I wanted ‘em, jackass?
I don’t MAKE FRIENDS WITH HUMANS.
DUMBASS.
I never said you made friends, idiot.
(Source: flashing-sirens)
